Tuesday, July 18, 2006
By The Numbers
To carry on the theme from my recent Code Brown post, my two eldest daughters have recently taken to scatography - writing with shit. I don't think they have gotten far in their studies yet, but they are definately doing something interesting.
My eldest had her first publication when she shat in the potty and declared, when she rose, that her turd looked like the number 6. It did! Well done. I thought nothing more of it until a few weeks ago when she came running into the garage to tell me that my middle daughter had taken a dump on the potty and it was a number 7. When I went to wipe her, lo and behold, a number 7.
Are my daughters doing maths in their colon? Are they delivering an important message to humanity? Is it the Da Vinci Code?
So far we have had the aformentioned 6 and 7. There have been several number 1s (which is a bit obvious), a 2, an 11 and a 12 and even an exclamation mark. I'll let you know when they get to letters.
My eldest had her first publication when she shat in the potty and declared, when she rose, that her turd looked like the number 6. It did! Well done. I thought nothing more of it until a few weeks ago when she came running into the garage to tell me that my middle daughter had taken a dump on the potty and it was a number 7. When I went to wipe her, lo and behold, a number 7.
Are my daughters doing maths in their colon? Are they delivering an important message to humanity? Is it the Da Vinci Code?
So far we have had the aformentioned 6 and 7. There have been several number 1s (which is a bit obvious), a 2, an 11 and a 12 and even an exclamation mark. I'll let you know when they get to letters.
# posted by David and Melissa @ 23:43 
